It somehow got onto the topic of what to do with our Facebook profiles after we died and we started exchanging instructions to each other on how to handle things and it somehow escalated into me going home and writing a full-blown will. And as I was dropping Niesha off at her house, before she gets out of the car, she turns to me and says "Omg. Life is so scary, it feels like anything could happen anytime and we wouldn't know." and I winked at her and said "But we're prepared."
And tonight as I was driving home at 1am from a friend's BBQ dinner, I fell asleep behind the wheel and went through the toll barrier. It was a blur, then a loud *CRACK* then I woke up and panicked for a bit because I thought I crashed into someone, I regained control of the wheel then realized what happened.
I should win some sort of award. Special awards for geniuses like me. I do shit like this to myself 24/7, if it's not leaving my phone on the bus, locking my keys in the car, leaving my wallet behind at the cash register it's something equally stupid. How am I ever going to take care of myself?