Misadventures of Flapjack- Because it's grotesque and grotesque happens to be my favorite word.
Today I was driving out of my town to University.
It was a two-lane road and up ahead there was a bus that had stopped to take in passengers with a car waiting behind it.
And I was thinking "What a lovely patient driver, you don't see those very often." Just as that thought had almost formulated a smile on my face the car swerved violently into my lane without any indication and I almost swerved into a tree.
"What a fucker."